Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Samantha
Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.
[OKAY WTF]
2.) Your age?
13
The most annoying age for any teenager, when s/he is stuck in the awkward first year of being an adolescent.
3.) One of your friends?
Zoe
Girls name. Originates from Greece, meaning life.
4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
[WHAT THE FUCK]
5.) Favorite color?
Black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
6.) Birthplace?
Utah
45th state in the Union.
Settled by Mormons in 1847.
Home of the 4 m's
Mormons
Meth Labs
Mountains
Mini Vans
Capital City is Salt Lake City
7.) Month of your birth?
October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
8.) Last person you talked to?
Mom
The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
9.) One of your nicknames?
Sissy
wimp, pussy, weak
cant fight or is scared to do somthing bad [D:]
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1. What is your favourite wild animal and why?
Wolves, they travel in packs and are always seen as loners when they normally aren't. They are smart animals that know teamwork well.
2. What is your favourite domestic animal and why?
Cats, they're seemingly lazy even thought hey are intelligent and playful.
3. What is your favourite drink and why? (How does it make you feel? What do you think of it?)
Rasberry Iced tea, I like drinks iced and I love the sweet flavor fused with the slight fruity flavor to it.
4. What is your favourite food and why? (How does it make you feel? What do you think of it?)
Stir fry, because it can be in many varieties and always is something just a bit different.
Devious Comments
1. Your favourite wild animal is how you want people to see you.
2. Your favourite domestic animal is how people actually see you.
3. Your favourite drink is what you think of love.
4. Your favourite food is what you think of sex.
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"Open your eyes... Guard your heart... This thing called love, can easily rip you apart."
"After you're done ripping my heart out, can you at least set it in the trash gently?"
Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.
8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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